The Lobster

Judy and I went downtown

Lookin’ all around, all around

Judy and I went downtown

Today

Judy and I got a lobster clasp

A lobster clasp, how ‘bout that

Judy and I got a lobster clasp

Today

The gent from St. Petersburg gave a knowing smile

Sayin’, “You look like trouble for the rank and file.”

He fixed us up in an hour with 14k gold

Then he asked if I wanted my fortune told

Oh Judy

We don’t wanna know

Me and Judy

said “hell no”

“Well if I can’t tell your fortune, I’ll give you some free advice.

That chain around your neck is lookin’ mighty nice.

To make it last the longest, don’t try to force the fit.

A lobster clasp is built to hold, but also built to give—

keeps two ends close together, and also lets ‘em swing,

That’s what’s keeping it unbroken.

It’s a funny little thing.”

Mm Judy

We’re good to go

Me and Judy

Back on the road

Come on let’s go!

Judy and I got a lobster clasp

A lobster clasp, how ‘bout that

Judy and I got a lobster clasp

Today